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Just want to share a short article that i think is quite humorous and true. Its written by Nury Vittachi in the sun newspaper today (7/9/2009). Enjoyz~
NOTE: Please understand that i am not implying that everything he say is true and applies to me but its just for the fun of it. So if you are easily offended please stop yourself from reading further.
No Facebook value by NURY VITTACHI
A multi-million-dollar movie about Facebook is to be launched worldwide by Columbia Pictures next year.
That sounds exciting. I can’t wait to sit in a cinema for two thrilling hours watching Kevin Spacey editing his friends’ list.
While this social networking website is wildly successful, it is also incredibly annoying since anything anyone on your network says, pops up on your page.
But friends are friends, and they are all listed by name, so you cannot point out that their contributions are utterly worthless garbage, unless of course, you’re a tactless, completely insensitive oaf. So here goes: To my Facebook friends, many of you are sending contributions which are utterly worthless garbage.
Thinking it through, I reckon there are 10 types of major timewasters that foul up our Facebook news pages.
» The linguistically blind: They regularly send me letters and invitations in Bahasa Indonesia, Tagalog, Mandarin and other languages that they know I cannot read. Why? Do they think I am going to learn the language just so I can read their worthless opinion on the latest Ashley Tisdale music video?
» The hopelessly juvenile: They invite me to join groups that are clearly designed for very, very small, brain-damaged children, such as clubs for owners of virtual pets.
» The everything sharers: They give me too much information, constantly sending me messages saying: "John just played Typing Maniac and reached level six with a score of 64.558. He wants to share his success with you!" Well, thank you. In return, I would love to give this bullet from my AK47.
» The mass mailers: In my opinion, mass mailers and mass murderers are equally evil. These people send me invitations to events on different continents. No, I am not going to cross the world for a drink with an inane, thoughtless idiot.
» The disguised promoters: They pretend to be my friend but are really just selling me a product. No I don’t want to join a new sub-group set up to praise their latest self-published book since I know that all the other fans are them under various pseudonyms.
» The link forwarders: They forward unfunny jokes to our message walls, neatly reminding us how retarded they are.
» The hopeless amateur: They don’t really understand how Facebook works, but they click everything so each of us gets five identical invitations. They are on everyone’s ‘auto-ignore’ list.
» The bad conversationalist: They don’t realise that their dull responses go to everyone on the network so we all get to hear their dazzling gems of wisdom such as "Anyone their?"
» The spreader of awfulness: They don’t realise they have extremely poor taste but they remind the rest of us of that fact every day. "Here’s the fab new Aqua music video, I love it almost as much as I love I’m a Barbie Girl, woohoo!!!"
» The missing person: They signed up for Facebook but are too busy to use it so they miss almost every single posting and comment and invitation.
Actually, come to think of it, the last one may be smarter than I give the person credit for.
You can view the actual content from this website:-
http://www.sun2surf.com/article.cfm?id=37761
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